Devin The Dude - Zeldar Lyrics
Zeldar Lyrics
Zeldar Lyrics performed by Devin The Dude in album Just Tryin' Ta Live (2002)
Send "Zeldar" Ringtone to your Cell
[Aliens talking]
Welcome to the show and tell convention on Mars
Do anybody have something to show or... tell?
[Devin The Dude as Zeldar talking]
I'm Zeldar, from the planet Beldar
Which is eight million judibeeks from Saturn
I was on my way home one day when thrown off pattern
Landed on earth, no where to go... a hole in my megaboomp [hehehe]
Landed in a field with green leafy trees... looked kind of odd to me
So... I [sniff]] smoked it [sniff]
[Devin The Dude as Zeldar]
I took my stellcutter, cut it and smoked it and guess how I felt
Very good, I took some for myself
Back to my spaceship, I gave some it my family
They say, "[Sniff, ahh] what you call this?" weed...
[Stuttering] My name is Zeldar
I'm from, from planet "Deldar" my name is Zeldar
[From: LyricsMansion.com - Zeldar by Devin The Dude]
And we shop at WalMart
I came back, just to grab me another fat sack of the
Green leafy thing I found in the field
Yea they call it kill
I rolled into the hood
I'm greeted, but it wasn't all good
I saw mixed people all kinds of colors and they looked at me like I was weird
They call me queer
I say, "No... My name is Zeldar,
I'm from planet Beldar, my leader is Zeldar
and we shop at Walmart"
[Stuttering... ahhh] I have kids
I don't give them none of the green leafy stuff that I found in the field
Cause it might do them harm, but I'm old enough
So I cough and I puff on the
Green leafy stuff I found in the field... yeah I call it kill
"What'd you say your name was?"
"My name is Zeldar"
Send "Zeldar" Ringtone to your Cell
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