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BABYSITTING IS A BUM DEAL
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HAYLIE DUFF - Babysitting Is A Bum Deal
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(Feat. Stewie)
[Singers]
Here is the tale of a babysitting job,
the baby is something of a snob,
[Stewie]
Oh, go fuck yourselves
[Singers]
So listen very closely, and you'll find
that what they say is not the same as what's on their minds
[Haylie]
Aren't you a cute little boy
look at that melon shaped head
[Stewie]
Having you here is a joy
and in an hour you'll be dead
[Haylie]
Sit on my knee
please don't go poo
[Stewie]
Nice place to be
This one's for you
[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal
[Haylie]
Why don't we watch Will & Grace
Jesus, do I need a smoke
[Stewie]
Jack puts a smile on my face
oh, what a surprise, a gay joke
[Haylie]
I like your house
the ceiling has cracks
[Stewie]
I like your blouse
Miss TJ Maxx
[Both]
Babysitting is a bum deal
[Singers]
So they sat as time went by
[Haylie]
slowly as time could go
[Singers]
the baby blarred, and softly cursed
[Stewie]
cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes,
and her hair made her look like a hoe
[Haylie]
Time for your bottle my sweet
This little brat smells like piss
[Stewie]
alway's a succulent treat
while I suck that, you suck this
[Haylie]
Aren't you a sight
look at him drool
[Stewie]
you're a delight
Damn you, you fool
[Both]
Babysitting is a bum deal
[Singers]
The diaper change was quite a job
[Haylie]
the grossest I've ever seen
[Singers]
The baby smiled and took a breath
[Stewie]
and I grunted and pooped out a poop,
that looked something like Matthew Modine
[Haylie]
someday you might meet a girl
yeah, she's gonna be your right hand
[Stewie]
Maybe it's you my sweet pearl
darling, i'd rather fuck sand
[Haylie]
Have a good night
you little creep
[Stewie]
Have a good night
Die in your sleep
[Both]
Babysitting is a bum deal
Babysitting is a bum deal
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