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Weird Al Yankovic
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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Grapefruit Diet
 Complimentary "Grapefruit Diet" Ringtone 
Album: Running With Scissors (1999)
Who's that waddlin'down the street?
It's just me'cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
Every picture of me's
Gotta be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me
There's just one thing left to do--
Grapefruit Diet [diet!]
Throw out the pizza and beer
Grapefruit Diet [diet!]
Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
Grapefruit Diet [Diet!]
Might seem a little severe
Grapefruit Diet [Diet!]
I'm gettin'tired of my big fat rear
Blow, Fatty!
Well, I used to Live on Chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Walked down an alley and I got stuck
I got more rolls then a pastry truck
When I'm all done eating
I eat a little more
When I leave a room
First I gotta grease the door
Grapefruit diet [Diet!]
Can'thave another éclair
Grapefruit diet [Diet!]
I gatta decrease my derriere
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
No more pie now
No more créme brulee
Lay off the gravy
And souffle
No french-fri-yi-yies now
No ice cream parfait
Mr. Cheese Nacho
Stay away
Oh, I think I'd sell my soul for a tripled patty mill
But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt.
Grapefruit diet [Diet!]
Lay off the 3 Musketeers
Grapefruit diet [Diet!]
Until my big booty disappears
Grapefruit diet [Diet!]
I'll eat 'em till they're comin'out of my ears
Grapefruit diet [Diet!]
'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years
I'm on a Grapefruit diet
I'm on a Grapefruit diet
I'm on a Grapefruit diet
Complimentary "Grapefruit Diet" Ringtone
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