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Weird Al Yankovic
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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - The Weird Al Show Theme
 Complimentary "The Weird Al Show Theme" Ringtone 
Album: Running With Scissors (1999)
Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal
But the sanitation workers really didn't approve
So he packed up his accordion and had to move
To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
And he played on the company bowling team
And every single night he had a strange recurring dream
Where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream
But that's really not important to the story
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygenist
With a spatula tattooed on her arm [on her arm]
But he didn't keep in touch
And he lost her number
Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm
And he spent his life savings on a split level cave
Twenty miles below the surface of the earth [of the earth]
And he really makes a mighty fine
jelly bean and pickle sandwich
For what it's worth
Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free
And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be
And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV
So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al show!
Complimentary "The Weird Al Show Theme" Ringtone
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